Ribcage.

sunteaflower:

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent
White Co-Worker:  That's not how you say it.
My Dad:  But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker:  Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad:  You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker:  Just English
My Dad:  Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker:  Moo?
My Dad:  That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker:  *sheds white tears*
kv96ic28:

Captured Christian girls between the ages of 6 and 9 being herded to the slave pits.  Not a joke.  Really is happening here in Syria.  Their parents were killed, and often times they had to watch their mothers and sisters getting raped.  
They will be sold to other Muslim men to use them as sex toys, slaves, and the lucky ones will be married off.

kv96ic28:

Captured Christian girls between the ages of 6 and 9 being herded to the slave pits.  Not a joke.  Really is happening here in Syria.  Their parents were killed, and often times they had to watch their mothers and sisters getting raped. 

They will be sold to other Muslim men to use them as sex toys, slaves, and the lucky ones will be married off.

poemsingreenink:

askclint:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

That sounds fucking terrifying.

The lullaby should be in Russian.

My bottle is cracking.

lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

gerardsassbutt:

MY PARENTS ARE HAVING A NEW YEARS PARTY AND I WAS IN MY ROOM ON TUMBLR AND THEN I HEARD THE BEGINNING OF A THIS AINT A SCENE ITS AND GODDAMN ARMS RACE AND I RAN DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS SOON AS MY BROTHER SAW ME HE SAIDF, “I TOLD YOU, IF WE PLAY THAT MUSIC, SHE WILL COME”

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

secretsbest:

claps

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

ourfairytalethemes